a heinous hoodie
a heinous hoodie
Imagine high-quality cotton so soft, it could probably double as something soft, bruh. Don't forget the front pocket—perfect for secret love notes to Jessica, or bird food. Also, you cold or something, bruh? It's summer.
• 100% cotton face or something
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester or something
• Front pouch pocket or something
• Self-fabric patch on the back or something
• Matching flat drawstrings or something
• 3-panel hood or something
• Sourced from Pakistan.
Nah Nah, don’t expect this to arrive right away. Since you’re SOOO special, bruh, we don’t make this until you order it. Just for you. It might have something to do with us being poor and not wanting a bunch of stuff sitting around that you’re not gonna buy… oh, and it’s good for the planet, which is actually pretty f’in important