an awful hat
an awful hat
Here's a really dope cap to cover your ugly dumb head. You'd have to be a certain kind of smart to buy this hat. We all know you're wearing it indoors 'cause you're self-conscious about your greasy bed head or something like that, bruh. Why don't you just wash your hair or invest in a nice gel?
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill or something
• Soft crown or something
• 6 sewn eyelets or something
• 6 stitched rows on the brim or something
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile or something
• Seamed front panel without buckram or something
• Adjustable hook and loop closure or something
• Blank product sourced from China.
Nah Nah, don’t expect this to arrive right away. Since you’re SOOO special, bruh, we don’t make this until you order it. Just for you. It might have something to do with us being poor and not wanting a bunch of stuff sitting around that you’re not gonna buy… oh, and it’s good for the planet, which is actually pretty f’in important
Size guide
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
One size | 19-22 | 5 | 2 ⅝ | 7 ¾ |
A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
One size | 48.3-55.9 | 12.7 | 6.6 | 19.7 |