that's a bad store gift card

You’ve seen our bad ideas all over. Alllll over. But now - for the first fuckin’ time ever - you can WEAR our bad ideas right fuckin’ here, right fuckin’ now. From the two asshats who taught you the best way to get your boss to let you leave work early and what happens when you give Dune Part Two 4 and a half stars out of 5. And with the help of one of those asshats’ mother’s... we give you… That’s a Bad Idea merch. All kinds of cool shit for you to show off.

“What’s a bad idea, what? The fuck, what?” strangers will wonder as they pass you on the streets or when they sit next to you at a random funeral while you wear our fucking merch proudly. And you know what? Let ‘em. Let ‘em wonder.

So get a gift card and use it to get something dope for yourself or somebody you love or somebody you just fuckin’ down right hate. It’ll be the best bad idea you ever made.