a crappy teal case for Samsung®

This teal case for your shitty phone has our logo on the back, but don't even trip. If you drop your phone, it'll probably protect it or some shit. Honestly, you could just let it break so you can get an iPhone, bruh. Like the rest of us, bruh. So your texts aren't green, bruh.

• Polycarbonate outer shell
• Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) inner liner
• Dual-layer protection
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Induction charging compatible
• Blank product sourced from Korea

Important bruh: You can only snag this shit in the US, Canada, Europe, UK, Australia, and New Zealand. If your shipping address is outside these spots, you gotta pick a different merch item, bruh.

Nah Nah, don’t expect this to arrive right away. Since you’re SOOO special, bruh, we don’t make this until you order it. Just for you. It might have something to do with us being poor and not wanting a bunch of stuff sitting around that you’re not gonna buy… oh, and it’s good for the planet, which is actually pretty f’in important