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straight rat poison

straight rat poison

Regular price $39.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $39.99 USD
it's on sale BITCH We sold them all. People liked them.
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I would not suggest drinking straight rat poison. I'm not a scientist, but you're probably gonna feel really bad in the morning and you're probably gonna die tomorrow. 

• 100% ring-spun cotton or something
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed or something
• Relaxed fit or something
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar or something
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability or something
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems or something
• Sourced from Honduras

Nah Nah, don’t expect this to arrive right away. Since you’re SOOO special, bruh, we don’t make this until you order it. Just for you. It might have something to do with us being poor and not wanting a bunch of stuff sitting around that you’re not gonna buy… oh, and it’s good for the planet, which is actually pretty f’in important.

Size guide preview (Imperial)

Width
Length
Sleeve Center Back
S
18 ¼
26 ⅝
16 ¼
M
20 ¼
28
17 ¾
L
22
29 ⅜
19
XL
24
30 ¾
20 ½
2XL
26
31 ⅝
21 ¾
3XL
27 ¾
32 ½
23 ¼
4XL
29 ¾
33 ½
24 ⅝
Size guide preview (Metric)

Width
Length
Sleeve Center Back
S
46.4
67.6
41.3
M
51.4
71.1
45
L
55.9
74.6
48.3
XL
61
78.1
52
2XL
66
80.3
55.3
3XL
70.5
82.6
59
4XL
75.6
85
62.6
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